Saturday, 30 April 2011

Vegan Gays

Ok, listen up you vegan gays...vegegays...vegays? Whatever you are called, here is the deal: I assume you are terrible in bed.

I mean, you don't eat meat. You must give the worst head...and then you probably don't even swallow. I have no time for you, only an experienced carnivore will be tasting me.

If I wanted a mediocre bj, I'd be dating girls.



  1. Vegans probably give amazing blowjobs...the only meat they can eat is the meat pole so they give it all they've got...
    I mean, being a veggie, that's how I feel.

  2. Baha. I'll have to verify this information with Craig.